Pappu: Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Eipt(Egypt) Gaye Ho? Santa: Nahin Par Kyon? Pappu: To Fir Aap Itni Kaufnak Mammi Kahan Se Laye?
Garlfrend: Aaj Se Hamara Rishta Khatm Hum Ek Dusre Ko Sare Gift Vapas Karte Hain Pappu: Thik Hai Richarj (Recharge) Se Shuru Karte Hain Garlfrend: Janu Ab Majak Bhi Nahin Kar Sakti Kya?
Sabhi Bachche Ek Ladki Ko Ghasitkar Skool Le Ja Rahe The Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha To Bola "Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud Scul Jayegi" Pappu: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Adhyapika Hai Jo Roj Skool Ke Bahane Se Det Par Bhag Jati Hai
Pariksha Men Adhyapak Ne Nakal Karne Ki Ijajat De Di Aur Usane Kaha Bahar Ye Mat Kahna Ki Maine Nakal Karne Diya Tha . . . . . . Shararti Pappu: Na Ji Na Ham Kahenge Ki Adhyapak To Bahut Sakht Tha Kutte Ne Hilne Bhi Nahin Diya Mar Jaye Sala
Ek Ladki Bus Stop Par Khadi Thi Pappu Bike Par Vahan Se Gujara Fir Usi Raste Se Wapas Aaya Aur Us Ladki Se Pucha "Pahchana Kya?" Ladaki: Nahin To Pappu: Kya Yaar Abhi To Samne Se Gaya Tha
Pappu: Maa Meri Kya Kimat Hai? Jito: Beta Tu To Lakhon Ka Hai Pappu: To Lakhon Men Se 10 Rupaye Dena Mujhe Iscrim Khani Hai