Madam Class Men Pappu Se "Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain?" Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hue To Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na!
Madam: Aaj Skool Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Socha Hai? Pappu: Sorry Madam! Aaj Main Itni Tej Daudakar Aaya Hun Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila!
Adhyapika: Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jau To Main Tujhe 2 Din Men Sudhar Dun! Pappu: Main Ghar Jakar Apne Papa Ko Bataunga Ki Papa Aapki Latari Lagne Wali Hai!
Adhyapak: Vo Tin Shabd (Vardas) Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain? Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata! Adhyapak: Shabas Beta Baith Jao!
Pappu: Usko Pane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad Padata! Banti: Fir Jagadde Kyon Nahin? Kisne Roka Tha? Pappu: Maine Socha Ki Vakat Kharab Chal Raha Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Lena Thik Nahin!
Pappu (Sone Se Pahle) "Dadi Is Ghar Men Ham 5 Log Rahte Hain Na Papa Mama Main Didi Aur Aap?" Dadi: Teri Shadi Hogi To 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Didi Ki Shadi Hogi To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: Tera Bachcha Hoga Fir 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Aap Maroge To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: So Ja Haramjade!