Pappu: Teri Judaai Men Nind Udati Hai; Chain Khota Hai; Jaan Jaati Hai; Dil Rota Hai; Kuch Kuch Hota Hai; Garlfrend: Doctor Ko Dikha Le Swine Flu Aisa Hi Hota Hai
Pappu Bike Par Ja Raha Tha Tabhi Pulis Wale Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha "Suraksha Saptah Chal Raha Hai Aapko 2000 Ka Inam Mila Hai Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karenge?" Pappu Bola "Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga"
Jhakas Beijati: Ladaki: Mat Kar Mera Picha Ek Din Pachtayega Bahar College Ke Tu Chhole Bhature Ki Shop Lagayega Pappu: Tu Mat Thukra Mere Pyar Ko Ek Din Pachhtayegi Usi Chhole Ki Shop Pe Bartan Saaf Karti Najar Aayegi
Banti: Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Ki Sicil Kaun Sa Ling Hai? Pappu: Ismen Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai Jab Ladka Sawar Ho To Puling Aur Jab Ladki Sawar Ho To Striling
Ek Ladki Fansi Laga Rahi Thi Pappu Ne Khidki Se Dekha Socho Pappu Ne Ladki Ko Kya Bola Hoga? . . . . . . 'Sirf Latkne Se Lambai Nahin Badhegi Mammi Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye'
Pappu: Hat Jao Aaj Mera Result Aane Wala Hai Banti: Lekin Isme Itni Jaldi Kya Hai? Pappu: Nahin Yar Wo To Result Jaldi Hath Men A Jae To Ek Tention Khatm Ho Jayegi Banti: Ha Yar Fir Thik Hai Mujhe Laga Tujhe Fal Ya Paas Ki Tension Hai