Pappu Har Station Par Utar Kar Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha Kyon? Kyonki Doctor Ne Use Lamba Safar Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha
Adhyapak: Bus Ke Driver Aur Condctor Me Kya Fark Hota Hai Pappu: Condctor Agar So Jaye To Kisi Ka Tikat Nahin Katega Aur Driver So Jaye To Sabka Tikat Kat Jayega
Pappu: Yaar Pariksha Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gai! Banti: Yah To Bahut Badhiya Baat Hai! Pappu: Ha! Pen Pencil Skal Rabada Sab Taiyar Hain Bas Ab Padhana Baki Hai!
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Pathan Blad Ke Bare Men Ek Kitaab Padh Raha Tha Salma: Aaj Yah Kitaab Kyon Padh Rahe Ho? Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ki Kal Mera Blad Test Hai Isliye Test Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hu