Pathan: Light Nahin Hai To Kambakht Pankha To Chala Do Salma: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na Akl To Hai Nahin Pankha Chala Diya To Mombatti Bujh Jayegi
Salma: Is Saal Ke Roje Rakhoge? Pathan: Nahin Salma: Aur Taravi Padhoge? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Salma: Aftari Karoge? Pathan: Ha Itna Bhi Kafir Nahin Ho
Salma: Dekho Ji Kal Kisi Ne Mujhe 'I LOVE YOU' Ka Maisej Bheja Pathan: Aise Maseg Mat Risiv Kiya Karo Chalo Ise Vapas Bhej Do
Master: Pappu Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aaye? Pappu: Sar Kal Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gai Thi! Master: Tum Kaha Gire Aur Kaha Lagi? Pappu: Sar Main Takiye Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi!
Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Adhyapak: Hips Par Nibandh Likho? To Pappu Apni Pant Khol Kar Dekhne Laga! Bittu: Madam Ji Pappu Ne Gid Khol Rakhi Hai!