One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye! Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari! Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW! Police waala: kutta hai Dusri bori mein laat mari! Badde bola: Meooowwww Police wala: Billi hai Teesri bori mein laat mari koi awaaz nai ayi! Fir mari, koi awaz nai! 20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya! Abe Saale, AALU hu!
Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear My Whistle, Madam? Girl: Yes, But I Don’t Like Flirting While I’m Driving..!!
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.