Classic Insult: Jeeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member. Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Santa: Wives are like microwaves. Banta: You mean they're hazardous? Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing? Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!