Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu - Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Santa Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha To Tikat Chakkar A Gaya Tikat Chakkar: Tikat Dikhao Santa: Yah Lijiye Tikat Chakkar: Are Yah To Purani Tikat Hai Santa: Aap To Aise Kah Rahe Hain Jaise Tran Aap Abhi-Abhi Shorum Se Leker Aaye Ho
Tantrik: Beta Tujh Par Ek Chudail Ka Saya Hai! Santa: Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuch Kaha To!!
Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Kha Jaun Banta: Aur Ab? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Tha
Santa: Taje Aakadon Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25% Mahilaen Dimag Thik Rakhne Ke Liye Dawai Leti Hain Kitni Daravani Khabar Hai? Jito: Kyon? Ismen Darne Ki Kya Baat Kya Hai? Santa: Iska Matlab Yah Hua Ki 75% Mahilaen Bina Davai Liye Ghum Rahi Hain
Santa Sharab Pikar Gaadi Chalate Hue Ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya Aur Lash Gir Gai Log Santa Ko Pitane Lage Santa: Abe Jo Gira Hai Vo To Kuch Bol Nahi Raha Tum Jabardasti Neta Ban Rahe Ho