Santa: Aaj Khana Tumne Nahin Banaya Kya? Jito: Kyon Kya Kharabi Hai? Santa: Koi Kharabi Nahi Hai Sab Kuchh Ek Dam Sahi Hai Tabhi Puch Raha Hu Ki Kahin Bahar Se Mangwaya Hai Kya?
Santa Pahli Bar Dukaan Par Kaam Karne Gaya To Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Boli "Bhaiya Underwear Dikhana" Santa: Kal Aana Aaj Pahni Nahin Hai Ladki Ne Santa Ko Khub Pita Chappal Se Pita Lathi Se Pita Aur Bahut Ghasit-Ghaseet Ke Pita Santa Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola "Sorry Kal Pakka Pahan Kar Aaunga"
Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai? Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo Doctor: Aur Chashme Ke Bina? Santa: Vo To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin
Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Jab Tivi Par Tele Shopping Chal Rahi Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Santa Ek Baar Galti Se Ladies Toilet Men Ghus Gaya Santa Ko Dekhte Hi Sari Aurten Uth Kar Khadi Ho Gayin Santa: Baitho Baitho Dil Men Ijjat Ho Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai