Santa Pappu Se: Bete Tumhare Dada Ji Ne Shadi Ki Aur Pachhatae Maine Shadi Ki Aur Pachat Raha Hun Ab Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Aur Kar Hi Kya Sakta Hun Vansh-Parampara Nibhaunga A Shadi Karunga Aur Fir Pachhatanga
Santa Kadhi Chawal Kha Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Makkhi Kadhi Chawal Par Aakar Baith Gai Santa: Are Kitni Bholi Hai Tu Ye Vo Nahin Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai Chal Ud Yaha Se
Banta: Oye Santa Tu Itni Dhup Men Kyon Khada Hai? Santa: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Andar Bahut Pasina A Raha Tha To Socha Dhoop Men Sukha Leta Hu
Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abhi Uski Umra Hi Kya Hai? Jara Bada Hone Do Fir Achchhi-Achchhi Galiyan Bakega
Santa Pappu Ko Dantate Hue "Pani Sar Se Uncha Hota Ja Raha Hai" Andar Se Jito Jo Bathrum Men Tab Men Naha Rahi Thi Boli "Ji Tum Kahan Se Dekh Rahe Ho? Darvaja To Band Hai"
Santa: Mujhe Bahut Chinta Ho Rahi Hai Yaar Barish Shuru Ho Gayi Hai Aur Meri Patni Bajar Gayi Hui Hai Banta: Chinta Ki Kya Baat Hai? Vo Kisi Dukan Pe Ruk Jayegi Santa: Isi Bat Ki To Chinta Hai Ki Vo Kisi Dukan Pe N Ruk Jaye