Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating. Bunty: That's really sick. Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine!
Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie, "Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth. Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!