Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once. Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive? Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well. Bittu: What happened? Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!