A boy calls her girlfriend: Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun. Boy: Wow! Love you so much! Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein? Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!
हँसी के लिये गम कुरबान, ख़ुशी के लिये आँसू कुरबान, दोस्त के लिये जान भी कुरबान और अगर दोस्त की Girlfriend मिल जाए तो... . . . . . . . साला दोस्त भी कुरबान!
Girlfriend: I can't marry you, I am one year elder to you. Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
Pappu: My girlfriend has left me. Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you? Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back.
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you".