Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu. Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do? Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that.
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!