On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
Love affair in School: Girl's way: A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!" Boy's way: Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl. Boy: I love you. Girl: Stupid I am older than you. Boy: I am mad in your love. Girl: Get lost. Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!
Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl: Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun. Girl: What? Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun. Girl: Please speak in English. Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!
To all girls who die for 'size zero' and to all boys who wanna such a girl as a Gf: . . . . . . . . . . . "Real man` goes for curves. Haddiyon Pe To Kutte Marte Hain!
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook: Girl: Kaun Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari. Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari. Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari. Girl: Married Hun Main. Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!