Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..?? – Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se dur le ja ke koi tujhe bartan manjvayega to tu kya nachega.
A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi.
Boy- Can i Hold your Hand? Girl- No! Boy- Why? Gal- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it. Boy- Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting
22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
Something Sweet:- Girl- What is the proof that u miss me! Boy- See my cheeks.. My mamma slapped me.. Bcoz i was smiling while sleeping.. Thinking of U
A notice in a factory for girl workers. “If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”