Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai. Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Height of some girl's Nakhre! Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko? . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!
Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine. Bunty: So what happened? Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.
Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!" The girl starts blushing. Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!