In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Pappu chatting with a girl: Pappu: Hi, who are you? Girl: I am a "mystery" girl. Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
आशिकी की हद तो देखो एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तो उस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़की के साथ . . सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया – “Me with My ex girl Friend”. at शमशान घाट – Feeling Sad…!!! with pandit ji & 14 others
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend: Girl: Do u still love me? Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!