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Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"
Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning. Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape. Santa: Yeah! I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time. Banta: Which road was it? Santa: Phew! Road? I was jogging in the park.
Banta: Where are you going? Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!