Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say: . . . . . . . Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen!
Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence. Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams? Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside? Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about? Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing, sir. Principal: Exactly!