Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It”s for people who can”t swim!
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight”
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager: What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”
Santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.
Santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine” He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement