Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa: WOW! that”s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.
It was Santa’s weding anniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
santa: “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.” Friend : “Did u follow them inside?” “No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Hindi teacher asks: Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal