Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: “Le Karle Number Note”
Santa to banta why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question – Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !