SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the, Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”