Santa: Samundr mein Nimbu ka Ped ho to Tum Kaise Todoge? Banta: Chidiya Ban ke. Santa: Admi ko Chidiya Tera baap Banayega kya? Banta: Samundar mein Ped Teri maa Lagayegi kya?
Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao… Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!!
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night Santa- it doesn’t go anywer. Intrvr- superb pls continue. Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!