Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
Santa to banta why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It”s for people who can”t swim!
It was Santa’s weding anniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made