Santa बस में खड़ा था.. ब्रेक लगी तो एक लड़की पर जा गिरा; लड़की: बत्तमीज़, क्या कर रहे हो ? Santa: Engineering.. और आप ??
London School of Business Professor to Santa Singh: ‘Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past’ Please explain it’s meaning with an example. Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..! Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.