Banta: What is Alimony? Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!
Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?" Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?" Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!