Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai? Banta: Nahi Toh! Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai! Happy Valentine's Day!
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands. Banta: When you come in at night? Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?" Santa: No. Lady: Why? Santa: Because I have mind!
Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car. Cop: Did you see who did it? Santa: No, but I know the car's number!