Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge? Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai, . . . "Dinner 7-12 PM!"
Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me. Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking!
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!