Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house!
Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now? Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!
Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week. Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it? Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!
Santa: I lost my office keys again. Jeeto: It's in your Jeans. Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her. Santa: Damn lucky chap! Banta: Why? Santa: She could have called a priest!
Santa went to a restaurant with his family. He ordered food... . . Ate it... . . Paid and went back home. . .. ... No jokes... It's MARCH closing... Be serious!