Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said, "Give me a chicken sandwich". "Yes, sir," said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich, "Will you eat it or take it with you?" "Both," was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa!
Santa: Off late, I have been having a lousy luck. Surinder: What happened? Santa: My best friend, Banta ran away without my wife!
Santa: Some people are really going all out for Halloween. Banta: How? Santa: The guy driving behind me even got sirens and flashing lights to go with his cop costume! Happy Halloween
Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey... Banta: What makes you infer so? Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!