Santa Apni Kar Repar Karane Makenic Ki Dukaan Par Gaya Aur Bola: Meri Kar Ka Panchar Thik Kar Do Makenic: Sar Iska Panchar Thik Nahin Hoga Iska Tyar Badalna Padega Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola: Ek Kaam Karo Aage Wala Tyar Piche Laga Do
Santa (Halwai Se) Bola: Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai Bade Fakr Se Bola: 30 Saal Se Santa: Lakh Di Lahnat Hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nahin Bani
Santa: Lala Ji Dettol (Dettol) Sabun Hai? Lala: Han Hai Santa: Achchha Wala Hai? Lala: Han Hai Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai? Lala: Ha Bhai Achi Quality Ka Hai Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar Ek Kilogram Aata Do
Santa: Doctor Sahib Main Chashmaa Lagakar Padh Sakunga Na? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Padh Sakoge Santa: Tab Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Aadmi Ki Jindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai
Santa Dukandar Se: Tumne Mujhe Dhokha Diya Hai Dukandar: Nahin Maine Aapko Badhiya Radio Diya Hai Santa: Nahin Dekho Iss Par Likha Hai "Made In Japan" Par Jab Main Ise Chalata Hu To Yah Kahata Hai "Yah All India Radio" Hai
Santa Sote Vakt Skal(Scale) Lekker So Raha Tha Banta: Tu Skal Lekker Kyon So Raha Hai Santa: Main Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki Main Kitna Lamba Sota Hu