Jito: Samne Wale Ghar Men Pati Patni Men Kab Se Jhagda Ho Raha Hai Aap Ek Baar Jaiye Na Santa:Main Jo Ek Bar Gaya Tha Ye Usi Ka To Natija Hai
Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola "Bhaiya Thodi Si Chinni De Do" Dukandar: Chini Kyon? Santa: "Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye"
Banta: Yaar Tere Ghar Se Hamesha Hansne Ki Aawaj Aati Hai Ye Khaushi Ka Raaj Kya Hai? Santa: Meri Bivi Mujhe Jute Se Marti Hai Agar Lag Jaye To Vo Hansti Hai Aur Na Lage To Main Hasta Hu
Capton: Naujavaanon Aage Badho Santa: Aage Nahin Badha Capton: Tum Aage Kyon Nahin Badhe? Santa: Aapne Kaha 9 Javanon Aage Padho Main Dasven Nambar Par Tha
Santa: Tum To Jaante Hi Ho Ki Main Mehnat Karke Niche Se Upar Aaya Hu Banta: Kyon Nahin Pahle Tum Boot Polish Kiya Karte The Aur Ab Sar Par Tel Malish Ka Kaam Karte Ho
Santa Aur Banta Donon Sharab Ke Nashe Men Dhut The To Santa Ne Pucha "Marne Ke Baad Tum Swarg Jana Pasand Karoge Ya Nark?" Banta: Tumhen Jaha Achchha Lage Tum Chale Jana Mujhe Daru Pine Ke Baad Kahin Jana Achcha Nahin Lagta