Silender Ke Liye Lambi Line Dekh Santa Gusse Men Bola "Main Abhi Gas Agency Ke Malik Ko Jute Maar Ke Aata Hu" Kuch Der Baad Vo Vapas Fir Se Line Me Lag Gaya Banta Ne Pucha "Mar Aaye Jute?" Santa: Kaha Yar Vahan Isse Bhi Lambi Line Lagi Hai
Doctor: Roj 5 Kilometer Chala Karo To Ek Sal Men 50 Kilo Gram Vajan Kam Ho Jayega Ek Saal Baad Santa Fon Pe Bola: Vajan To Kam Ho Gaya Magar Saale Ghar Kaise Jaun 1825 Kilometer Dor A Gaya Hu?
Banta Khana Khate Hue Bola: Ye Tumhara Kutta Bahut Der Se Ghur Raha Hai Santa: Tum Jaldi Se Kha Lo Nahin To Vo Apni Plat Pahchan Jayega
Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Vishay Par Baat Kar Rahe The Santa: Jo Shakhs Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai Jito Romantic Andaz Men Boli: Aur Tumne Jo Shadi Se Pahle Meri Nind Churai Thi Unke Baare Men Kyaa Khyaal Hai? Santa: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Pachhata Jarur Hai
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Dudh Kharab Hai Sharbat Men Dala Fat Gaya Dudh Wale Ne Pucha: Kaun Se Sharbat Men Dala Tha Santa: Nimbu Pani Me
Santa Class Men Hans Raha Tha Ek Ladki Boli: Khade Ho Jao Kaun Ho Tum Jo Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Tum Kaun Ho? Ladki: Main Moniter Hu Santa: Ha Ha Ha Tere Din Gae Pagli Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Jamana Hai