Pathan Ne Apni Bivi Ko Goli Maar Di Halanki Uski Begam Ne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki "Main Apni Jindagi Shan Aur Shaukat Ke Sath Gujarna Chahti Hu" Ab Pathan Bhai Shan Aur Shaukat Ko Dhund Raha Hai
Techer: Usane Khudkushi Kar Li Use Khudkushi Karni Padi Antar Batao? Chhatra: Pahle Wala Padha-Likha Berojgar Tha Dusra Shadishuda Tha
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir??? Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!