Doctor: Ye Sirap 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lene Hai! Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Hamara Ghar Men Itna Chammach Nahin Hai!
Aadmi: Tumhari Shaadi Kis Se Hui? Pathan: Hamara Ek Aurat Se Shadi Hua Hai! Aadmi: Bevkuf Kabhi Kisi Ka Mard Se Bhi Shaadi Hoti Hai? Pathan: Ha Hamara Bahan Ka Hua Hai!
Techer: Batao Allama Iqbal Kahan Paida Hue Aur Unhonne Kaha Taalim Haasil Ki? Pathan: Vo Aspatal Men Paida Hue Aur Skool Men Taalim Haasil Ki!
Doctor: Davai Hila Kar Piya Karo! Pathan: Oh Ye Badi Mushkil Hoti Hai! Davai Hilane Se Chamche Se Gir Jaati Hai Fir Jamin Se Chatani Padti Hai!
1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Bithaa Ke Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Ye Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
Pathan Tren Men Su Su Kar Ke Aaya Bivi: Aapka Pajama Gila Kyon Hai? Pathan: Toilet Me Likha Hai "Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar N Nikale"A