Marij: Doctor Sahab Yah Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Yah To Mera Hastakshar Hain!
Pathan 1 Ramjan Men Dopahar Ko Naswar Laga Raha Tha! Pathan 2: Abe Ye Kya ! Tera Roja Nahin Hai? Pathan 1: Hai! Par Itna Kamjor Nahin Jo Naswar Se Toot Jayega!
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Pathan 1: Agar Duniya Men Light N Hoti To Ham Te.Ve. Kaise Dekhte? Pathan 2: Are Sidhi Si Bat Hai Mombatti Jala Kar!
Trafic Pulis: Khan Sahib Aap 120 Ki Speed Se Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pathan: Tum Logon Ne Hi To Side Wale Bard Par Likha Hai "Yaad Rakhen Ghar Par Koi Aapka Intjaar Kar Raha Hai"!
Pathan Raatbhar Mujara Dekhta Raha Subah Mujare Wali Boli Raatbhar Hamne Aapko Khush Kiya Hai Ab Aap Hamko Khush Kar Dijie!Pathan To Chal Main Nachta Hun Tu Dekh!