Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya! Pathan Hansne Laga! Dost: Vo Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Hans Rahe Ho! Pathan: Bhagane Do Charjar To Mere Pas Hai!
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Pathan Apni Bivi Se Naraj Ho Gaya Aur Apni Bivi Aur Apne Aap Ko Maarne Ka Fansla Kiya! Usane Apani Kanpatti Par Banduk Rakhi Aur Bivi Ko Bola `Khush N Ho Agla Nambar Tera Hai`!
Ek Pathan Sukhe Dariya Men Kishti Chala Raha Tha! Dusra Pathan: Aise Pathanon Ne Hamara Naam Kharab Kiya Hai Agar Mujhe Tairna Aata To Jakar Use Bahut Marta!
Pathan Samose Khol Kar Andar Ke Aalu Kha Raha Tha! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Pura Kyon Nahi Kha Rahe?" Pathan: Baba Doctor Ne Bahar Ki Chij Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai!
Jaj Pathan Se: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai Kal Tumhen Fansi Par Latkaya Jayega; Pathan: Wo To Thik Hai Lekin Utaara Kab Jaayega?