Pathan Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Itane Men Pulis A Gai To Pathan Ne Charas Chhupa Diya; Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Apne Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hu; Pulis: Ye To Kisi Bachche Ka Kabra Hai; Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Men Mar Gaya Tha!
Pathan: "I Am Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai! Santa: Main Ja Raha Hu! Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap Bhi Nahin Ja Sakta Pahle Matlab To Bata!
Manager: Khan Sahib Mubarak Ho! Aap Select Ho Gae Hain Aur Aapki Pagar Das Hazar Mahina Hai! Agale Sal Yah Tis Hazar Ho Sakti Hai! Pathan: Thik Hai Fir Main Agle Saal Hi Aata Hu!
Ek Pathan Ne Kapade Ki Dukaan Kholi! Usi Men Property Ka Kaam Bhi Shuru Kar Diya!Aur Fir Dukan Ke Samne Hi Tandur Bhi Laga Liya! Ek Jaankar Ne Pucha "Dukaan Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hai?" Roti Kapda Aur Makan!
Pathan 1: Yaar "Bill Gates" Bhi Ajib Hai! Pathan 2: Woh Kaise? Pathan 1: Naam Gates Hai Aur Banata Vindos Hai!
Pathan 1: Agar Vo Meri Nahin Hui To Main Use Kisi Aur Ki Bhi Nahin Hone Dunga! Pathan 2: To Iska Matlab Hai Ki Agar Vo Teri Ho Gayi To Sabki Hone Dega?