Sindhi: Pathan Bhai Tum Bajar Ja Rahe Ho To Mere Liye Ek Shisha Lekar Aana Jisme Main Apna Chehara Dekh Saku Pathan: Thik Hai Pathan Ke Bajar Se Wapas Aane Ke Baad: Sindhi: Bhai Le Aaye Shisha? Pathan: Nahin Bhai Mila Hi Nahin Jo Bhi Shisha Main Uthaata Tha Usme Mera Hi Chehra Dikhai De Raha Tha Aapka Nahin
Raat Ke Do Baje Pathan Ki Begam Ka Mobile Baja Pathan Chaunk Kar Utha To Dekha Mobile Par Ek Maisej Tha 'Butiful' Pathan Ne Turant Begam Ko Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Pucha "Yah Kya Hai Tumhen 'Butiful' Ka Maisej Kisne Bheja Hai?" Begam Ne Bhi Ghabraakar Mobile Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli "Andhe Ho Gae Ho Kya? 'Butiful' Nahi 'Battery Full' Likha Hai
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai" Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna" Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"
Dost: Teri Bivi Ne Tujhe Ghar Se Kyon Nikala? Pathan: Sale Tere Kahane Par Use Chain Gift Ki Thi Isliye Nikala Dost: Chandi Ki Thi Kya? Pathan: Nahin Sicil Ki Sone Chandi Wale Hadtal Par Hain