Prashn: Pathan Aur Gadhe Men Kaun Si Do Chije Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain! Uttar: Donon Bachpan Men Sundar Hote Hain Aur Bade Hokar Transport Ka Kam Karte Hain!
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain Pathan Sharmaate Hue "Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga"A
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Nars: Mubarak Ho Khan Sahab Aap Ke Ghar Ladaka Paida Hua Hai! Pathan: O Mere Khuda Yah Kaisa Technology Hai; Bivi Mera Hospital Men Hai Aur Bachchaa Ghar Paida Hua Hai!
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Jaan Se Maar Diya Logon Ne Pucha Ki Tumne Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyon Mara? Pathan Bola: O Yaara Main Jisse Bhi Pucha Ki Tum Phon Par Kisse Bat Kar Raha Hai To Vo Kahta Teri Bhabhi Se!
Ek Ladaki Park Men Idhar Udhar Ghum Rahi Thi Ek Pathan Ne Pucha Aap Kya Talash Kar Rahi Hain? Ladaki: Sharmati Hue Main Apni Jindagi Ke Liye Hamsfar Talaash Kar Rahi Hu! Pathan: Nahi Mila? Ladaki: Nahi! Pathan: Baji Sadar Se Pata Karo Vahan Se Har Chij Mil Jati Hai!