Pathan: Ham Yaha Nahi Rahega Hamara Paisa Wapis Karo! Itna Chhota Kamara Aur Ek Stul Tum Hamen Jaanwar Samajhta Hai! Water: Sar Kamre Men To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai!
Madam: Pathan Batao Jamin Aur Chand Ka Aapas Men Kya Rishta Hain! Pathan : Bhai Bahan Ka! Madam: Vo Kaise! Pathan : Kyonki Log Chand Ko Mamu Aur Jamin Ko Maa Kahte Hai!
Chor Ne Ek Mahila Ka Pars Chori Kiya Aur Usme Se Use 1000 Rupaye Mile! Ek Pathan Ne Yah Sab Dekh Liya To Us Chor Ne Pathan Se Kaha Ki Jo Rakam Use Mili Hai Woh Fiftifty Kar Lenge! Pathan Ne Kaha Thik Hain Lekin Baki Ke 900 Rupaye Ka Woh Kya Karenge!
Pathan Shadi Ke Liye Ek Ladaki Dekhne Ke Liye Gaya! Ladaki Ki Maa: Ladki Abhi Padhai Kar Rahi Hai! Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Main Do Ghante Ke Baad Aata Hu!
Thanedar: Jab Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Hampar Aur Ek Latth Meri Begam Par Baja Tha! Thanedar: Main Puchta Hun Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Men To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi!