Pathan: Kal Meri Jumme Ki Namaj Nikal Gai! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Imaam Sahab Bole "Mobile Band Kar Do! Mobile To Main Ghar Par Hi Chhodkar Gaya Tha Aur Jab Band Karke Aaya To Namaz Nikal Gai!
Pathan: Doctor Sahab "Plastic Sarjari" Karvane Me Kitna Kharcha Aayega? Doctor: Do Lakh! Pathan: Agar 'Plastic' Hamara Ho To?
Salma: Bakre Ki Juban Pakai Hai Khaoge? Pathan: Nahin Main Kisi Ke Munh Se Nikali Hui Chij Nahin Khata Salma: To Fir Anda Bana Do?
Master: Agar Apna Charitra Accha Karna Hai To Apni Sabhi Teecharon Ko Apni Ammi Samjho Pathan Ka Beta Bola "Lekin Master Ji Isse To Hamare Abbu Ka Charitra Kharaab Ho Jayega
Pulis: Bas Kaise Giri? Pathan: Mujhe Nahin Pata Pulis: Kyon Nahin Pata? Pathan: Vo Aaj Helper Nahin Aaya Tha To Main Pichhe Kiraya Lene Gaya Hua Tha
Ladki: Khan Sahab Tum Mujhe Subah Se Lekar Sham Tak Aur Shaam Se Lekar Subah Tak Pyar Karna Pathan: Oye Jalim Ki Bachchi To Fir Ham 'Naswar' Kab Khayega?