Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Isiliye To Puch Raha Hu Kyonki Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Techer: Ek Aur Ek Kitne Hote Hain? Pappu: Do Techer: Tin Karne Ho To? Pappu: Vivah Kar Do Techer: Gyarah Karne Ho To? Pappu: Nikah Kar Do
Techer (Pappu Se): Tum Janwar Ho Janvar Pappu: Malum Hai Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Pattha Mammi Mujhe Gadha Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Aur Dadi Bandar Kahti Hai
Pappu Ke Skool Men Aag Lag Gayi Sab Bachche Khush The Ki Ab Skool Nahin Aana Padega Par Pappu Udas Tha Techer: Kya Hua Pappu Tum Udas Kyon Ho? Pappu: Techer Aap Jinda Kaise Bach Gae?
Techer: Pappu Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Main Bada Hokar Apne Papa Ki Tarah Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahta Hu Techer: To Tumhare Papa Ke Paas Bahut Paise Hain? Pappu: Nahin Par Vo Bhi Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahte Hain
Techer: Pappu Tum Har Roj Let Kyon Ho Jaate Ho? Pappu: Ji Vo Ek Bord Ke Karan Techer: Kaisa Bord? Pappu: Raste Men Ek Bord Hai Jis Par Likha Hai "Aage Scool Hai Kripya Dhire Chalen"A