Pappu: Papa Main Fir Se Fael Ho Gaya Santa: Chinta Mat Karo Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho Pappu: Han Pita Ji Madam Bhi Yahi Kahti Hai Santa: Ki Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho? Pappu: Kuch Aisa Hi Kah Rahi Thi Pata Nahin Tu Kis Janvar Ki Aulad Hai
Adhyapak (Pappu Se): Aaj Scool Me Der Se Aane Ka Tumne Kya Bahana Dhundha Hai? Pappu: Sar Aaj Mai Itni Tej Daud Kar Aaya Ki Bahana Sochane Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Mila
Banti: Yaar Tumne Skool Aana Kyon Chhod Diya? Pappu : Mere Papa Kah Rahe The Ke Ek Jagah Barbar Jane Se Ijjat Kam Ho Jati Hai Isliye
Adhyapak: Agar Tumhara Dost Aur Garlfrend Kisi Kashti Men Doob Rahe Hon To Tum Kisko Bachaoge? Pappu: Marne Do Donon Ko... Adhyapak: Kyon? Pappu: Sale Donon Ek Sath Kashti Men Kar Kya Rahe The?
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Kya Batau Papa Samne Wale Makan Me Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Men Se Rumal Hilati Hai Par Khidaki Ka Shisha Kabhi Nahi Kholti Santa: Bahko Mat Bete Vah Tujhe Dekh Kar Rumal Nahi Hilati Darasal Vah Is Makan Ki Naukarani Hai Jo Roz Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Mujhe Motercacil Leker Do Santa: Bhagwan Ji Ne Do Tangen Kis Liye Di Hain? Pappu: Ek Taang Kik Marane Ke Liye Aur Dusari Giyar Dalne Ke Liye