Bhikhari (Bachche Se): Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha Pappu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Men Hain Unhin Se Puch Lo
Pappu Apne Ghar Gaya Aur Ghar Ki Ghanti Baji To Andar Se Uski Bahan Pinki Boli: Kaun? Pappu: Main Pinki: Main Kaun? Pappu: Tum Pinki... Aur Kaun Pagli
Pappu: Lagta Hai Main Andha Ho Gaya Hu Doctor Ne Aak Chek Ki Aur Bola: Nahin Beta Tumhari Aakhen To Bilkul Thik Hain Pappu: To Fir Akhbar Men 'Safal' Vidyarthiyon Ki List Men Mera Roll Nambar Kyon Nahin Nazar A Raha Tha?
Santa: Are Pappu Beta Kya Hua? Aaj Tum Taraju Aur Baat Lekker Skool Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Papa Kal Sar Ne Hamen Sikhaya Tha Ki Hamen Har Baat Ko Napataul Kar Bolna Chahiye Isiliye
Banti Pappu Se: Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Garlfrend Ka Nambar Le Liya Pappu: Fir Kya Hua? Banti: Bevkuf Kal Raat Se Khud Ki Bahan Ko Romantic Masaj Bhej Raha Hai
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya Adhyapak: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idharudhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do To Maine Kar Diya