Adhyapika: Javani Ke Baad Budhape Men Kya Badlaav A Jata Hai? Pappu: Javani Men Mobile Men 'Hasinon' Ke Nambar Hote Hain Aur Budhape Men 'Hakimon' Ke
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Patna Kahan Hai?" Ladki Boli "Bihar Men"A Pappu Gusse Men Bola "Sala Bihar Men Kyon Panjab Me Kya Kharabi Hai?"
Garlfrend: Main Maa Banne Wali Ho Pappu: Nahin Garlfrend: Abe Sun To Le Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose Kiya Hai Aur Main Teri Maa Banne Wali Ho
Adhyapika: Shadi Kya Hai? Pappu: Kuwaron Ke Liye 'Alpenlib' (Alpenlibe) Ji Lalchaye Aur Raha Na Jaye Aur Shadishudaon Ke Liye 'Cloromint' (Cloromint) Dobara Mat Puchna
Adhyapika: Beta Uttar Wali Sheet Par Sabse Pahle Kya Likhna Chahiye? Pappu: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Uttar Kalpnik Hain Jinka Kisi Bhi Buk Se Koi Sambandh Nahin Hai
Pappu: Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Eipt(Egypt) Gaye Ho? Santa: Nahin Par Kyon? Pappu: To Fir Aap Itni Kaufnak Mammi Kahan Se Laye?