Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
Pappu chatting with a girl: Pappu: Hi, who are you? Girl: I am a "mystery" girl. Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!