pappu jokes non veg

Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday?
Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?
Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

Pappu: Dad, I want an iPhone 5.
Santa: Look at my hand... how many fingers I have?

Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do
Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De
Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...